“Midnight Call Confusion That Will Leave You in Stitches!”

A married couple was fast asleep when the phone rang at 2 AM. The wife, who happened to be blonde, answered it, listened for a few seconds, and then said, “How am I supposed to know? That’s 200 miles away!” and hung up.

The husband, curious, asked, “Who was on the phone?”

His wife responded,

“ I don’t know, some woman wanted to know of the coast was clear”