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An old lady offers the bus driver some peanuts… so the driver happily munches them.
Every 5 minutes she gives him a handful more peanuts…
Driver: Why don’t you eat them yourself?
Old lady: I can’t chew. Look, I have no teeth.
Driver: Then why do you buy them?
Old lady: “Oh, I just love the chocolates around them.”