When Her Expectations Left Me Speechless

On our first date, we went to a classy restaurant. As soon as we sat down, she smiled at the waiter and asked, “What’s the most expensive dish on your menu?” My heart sank.

I was ready to pay for dinner, but I hadn’t planned for a meal that would leave me broke.

The waiter froze, glanced at me, and then said, “I’m sorry, but that’s unavailable tonight.”