An Unexpected Confession at Church

Man: “Father, I am 75 years old. I have been married for 50 years. All these years I had been faithful to my wife, but yesterday I was intimate with an 21 year old.”

Father: “When was the last time you made a confession?”

Man: “I never have, I am Jewish.”

Father: “Then why are telling me all this?”

Man: “I’m telling everybody!”