Attractive Blonde Woman
A very attractive blonde woman from South Alabama arrives and bets $20,000 on a single roll of dice. She says, “I hope you don’t mind, but I feel much luckier when I play topless.”
With that, she strips to the waist, rolls the dice, and yells, “Come on, Southern girl needs new clothes!”
As the dice bounce and come to a stop, she jumps up and down and squeals, “Yes! Yes! I won! I won!” She hugs each of the dealers, picks up her winnings, and her clothes, and quickly departs. The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asks, “What did she roll?” The other answers, “I don’t know, I thought you were watching.”
A stunning blonde from South Alabama walks into the casino, exuding confidence and charm. With a daring grin, she places a bet of $20,000 on a single roll of dice. “I hope you don’t mind, but I feel much luckier when I play topless,” she announces, causing a stir among the patrons.
Without hesitation, she sheds her top, revealing her bold spirit, and rolls the dice with flair. “Come on, Southern girl needs new clothes!” she exclaims as the dice clatter across the table. They bounce and tumble before settling into their final positions.
In a burst of excitement, she jumps up and down, her joy infectious. “Yes! Yes! I won! I won!” She races around, hugging the dealers in sheer exhilaration, then scoops up her winnings along with her discarded clothing. Just as quickly as she arrived, she makes her exit, leaving the dealers in stunned silence.
Once the initial shock wears off, one dealer turns to the other and asks, “What did she roll?” The other shrugs, equally bewildered. “I don’t know; I thought you were watching!”
