I Discovered My Neighbor Cutting My Hedge at Midnight – He Was Unprepared for the Severity of Karma’s Retaliation | LOLitopia

Ever caught your neighbor destroying your property? I did. Bob, our neighborhood bully, was chopping down our hedge in the middle of the night. With each snip, he dug his own grave, as karma had a surprise in store that would leave him reeling.

Have you ever woken up to find your property invaded by a nosy neighbor? Well, let me tell you, it’s not a fun experience. I’m Meryl, and I’ve got a story for you about our thorn of a neighbor, Bob. He was the neighborhood bully everyone feared. But you know what they say about karma, right?

Here’s a little backstory before I reveal the main picture — My husband Jose and I had just moved into this charming neighborhood, but the houses were packed so close together.

I couldn’t stand how our nosy neighbor Bob could peer straight into our kitchen. It gave me the creeps.

“Jose, can you believe this view?” I sighed, staring out our kitchen window at the neighbor’s house. “I feel like I’m living in a fishbowl.”

My husband looked up from his coffee, frowning. “Yeah, it’s not ideal. But hey, we got this place at a great price, remember?”

I nodded, but I couldn’t shake the uneasy feeling. From our kitchen window, I could practically count the freckles on our neighbor’s nose. Can you imagine the kind of unease I felt?

“What if we plant a hedge?” Jose suggested, wrapping an arm around my waist. “It’ll give us some privacy, and it’ll look nice too.”

I perked up at the idea. “That sounds perfect! But won’t it be expensive?”

Jose shrugged. “Probably. But I think it’ll be worth every penny.”

Little did we know just how right he’d be.

Soon, I stood in our kitchen, admiring our new lush green hedge. It was beautiful, and more importantly, it blocked out the prying eyes of our neighbor, Bob.

“This is amazing, Jose!” I beamed, grabbing a cup of coffee. “I can actually relax in our own home now.”

Jose grinned. “Told you it’d be worth it. And hey, we don’t have to worry about that Bob guy anymore. I heard he’s pretty rude.”

I nodded, remembering the whispered warnings from other neighbors. “Yeah, let’s just keep to ourselves. With this hedge, we shouldn’t have any problems.”

Oh, how wrong I was.

Just a week later, I woke up to a horrifying sight. Half of our beautiful hedge was hacked to pieces.

“Jose!” I yelled. “Come look at this!”

Jose rushed to the window, his jaw dropping. “What the hell happened?” he shrieked.

I felt tears welling up in my eyes. “Who would do this?”

Jose’s face hardened. “I think I have a pretty good idea. Tonight, we’re staying up. We’re gonna catch this jerk red-handed.”

That night, Jose and I put out the lights and huddled by the window, waiting. Around midnight, we heard a faint rustling sound.

“There!” I whispered, pointing to a shadowy figure by our hedge.

We raced outside, and I felt my blood boil. There was Bob, pruning shears in hand, hacking away at our plants.

“What the hell do you think you’re doing?” Jose shouted.

Bob turned around, a smug grin on his face. “Oh, hello neighbors. Just doing some late-night gardening.”

I couldn’t believe his nerve. “On our property? Are you insane?” I yelled.

Bob’s grin widened. “Your property? I don’t think so. These crappy plants are on my side of the line. I have every right to remove them.”

Jose stepped forward, his fists clenched. “You’re out of your mind, Bob. We paid for these plants, and they’re clearly on our side.”

Bob’s eyes narrowed. “Watch it, buddy. You put anything on my property again, and I’ll report you to the authorities. Got it?”

As Bob sauntered away, I turned to Jose, fuming. “We can’t let him get away with this.”

Jose nodded, jaw set. “Don’t worry. He won’t.”

The next morning, he was on the phone with the landscaping company before I’d even finished my coffee.

“Yeah, that’s right,” Jose said, pacing the kitchen. “The whole thing needs to be replanted. No, it definitely wasn’t on his property.”

After he hung up, he turned to me with a triumphant smile. “Good news. Our warranty covers the damage. They’re replanting everything for free.”

I breathed a sigh of relief. “That’s great! But what if Bob does it again?”

Jose’s smile turned devious. “Oh, I have a plan for that.”

A few days later, our hedge was restored to its former glory. But our peace was short-lived.

At 2 a.m., we caught Bob chopping down our hedge… AGAIN.

“That’s it,” I hissed, reaching for my phone. “I’m calling the cops.”

The police arrived quickly, their flashing lights illuminating Bob’s guilty face.

“Sir,” one officer said, “you can’t destroy your neighbor’s property, regardless of where you think the property line is.”

Bob sputtered, “But it’s on my land! I have the right to—”

The officer held up a hand. “That’s not for us to decide. I suggest you folks get a professional surveyor to mark the property line.”

As the police left, Bob shot us a venomous glare. “This isn’t over,” he growled. “Not by a long shot.”

Jose met his gaze steadily. “Bingo, knucklehead! I see your Ph.D. in ‘Advanced Property Line Confusion’ is really paying off.”

The next day, Jose called a surveyor. “Time to settle this once and for all,” he said.

I nodded, hoping this would finally put an end to our neighborly nightmare.

A few days later, I came home to find our yard decorated with bright yellow tape. But something seemed off.

“Jose?” I called out. “Why is the tape so far into Bob’s yard?”

Jose came out, a huge grin on his face. “Oh, you’re gonna love this. Turns out, Bob’s fence is 11 feet over our property line!”

My jaw dropped. “You’re kidding!”

Just then, we heard a car door slam. Bob was home.

As he walked up his driveway, he froze, staring at the yellow tape in disbelief.

“What’s the meaning of this?” he shouted, stomping over to us.

Jose couldn’t contain his glee. “Well, Bob, remember how you said we were encroaching on your property? Turns out, it was the other way around. Your fence needs to come down.”

Bob’s face turned an alarming shade of red. “This is ridiculous! I’m not moving my fence!”

“Actually,” Jose said, holding up some official-looking papers, “you don’t have a choice. It’s the law.”

As Bob stormed off, muttering curses, I turned to Jose. “I can’t believe it. Is this really happening?”

Jose nodded, pulling me close. “Karma’s a funny thing, isn’t it?”

Over the next few weeks, we watched with a mix of amusement and satisfaction as Bob was forced to take down his fence. But the karma train wasn’t done with him yet.

One afternoon, we heard a commotion from Bob’s yard. We peeked over to see water gushing from the ground where his fence used to be.

“What happened?” I asked a passing neighbor.

She grinned. “Bob hit his sprinkler system while taking down the fence. Flooded his whole basement!”

I tried to feel bad, I really did. But after everything Bob put us through, it was hard not to see it as justice.

Later that evening, Jose came home with more news. “You’re not gonna believe this,” he said, barely containing his laughter. “I heard Bob’s repairs and legal fees for the property destruction are gonna cost him nearly ten grand!”

I gasped. “No way! That’s… that’s…”

“Karma,” Jose finished, grinning.

Over the next month, we reveled in our newfound space and privacy. We replanted our hedge, added some flowerbeds, and even started planning a small vegetable garden.

Meanwhile, Bob kept to himself, the embarrassment of losing a quarter of his backyard seemingly tempering his bullying ways.

One evening, as Jose and I enjoyed dinner on our newly extended patio, our neighbor Doris from across the street came over.

“Hey, folks!” she called out. “Mind if I join you?”

We welcomed her warmly, and as we chatted, she dropped a bombshell.

“Did you know Bob was on the HOA board?” she asked.

I nearly choked on my drink. “What? That guy?”

Doris nodded. “Yep. Used his position to bully people too. But after what happened with you two, well… let’s just say a lot of people came forward with similar stories.”

Jose leaned forward, intrigued. “So what happened?”

Doris’s grin was positively wicked. “We voted him out. Replaced him with Mr. Johnson from down the street. He’s much more reasonable.”

As Doris left, Jose turned to me, shaking his head in amazement. “You know, when we moved in, I never thought we’d end up being the catalysts for neighborhood justice.”

I laughed, raising my glass in a toast. “Here’s to unexpected plot twists and sweet, sweet karma.”

As if on cue, we heard a crash from Bob’s yard, followed by a string of colorful curses.

Jose and I looked at each other and burst out laughing.

As summer turned to fall, our garden flourished. The hedge grew tall and lush, providing the privacy we’d always wanted. And Bob? Well, he kept such a low profile you’d hardly know he was there!

Life has a funny way of balancing the scales when you least expect it, and our neighbor learned that lesson the hard way. As for us? We discovered that sometimes, the sweetest revenge is simply sitting back and watching justice unfold on its own.