4 Married Guys Start Talking About Their Wives While Fishing

What topics dominate the conversations of men while fishing? It’s common for discussions to revolve around sports, interesting events in their lives, and, especially for married men, their wives. This was the case for a group of four men who embarked on a fishing trip and found themselves discussing their responsibilities for the day.

As they spent time on the water, many of them expressed their dissatisfaction with the “honey-do” lists awaiting them at home. However, one man had a brilliant idea that likely left the others feeling envious. The conversation among these four married individuals took an interesting turn after an hour or so.

First guy: “You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife I will paint every room in the house next weekend.”

Second guy: “That’s nothing! I had to promise my wife I’d build her a new deck for the pool.”

Third guy: “Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I’ll remodel the kitchen for her.”

They continued to fish until they realized the fourth guy had not said a word.

So they asked him. “You haven’t said anything about what you had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend. What’s the deal?”

Fourth guy: “I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I shut off the clock, gave the wife a nudge and said, “Fishing, or Sex,” and she said, “Wear a sweater.”