AN OLDER COUPLE WERE LYING IN BED ONE NIGHT

On a night filled with quietude, an elderly couple lay in bed.

While the husband was drifting into slumber, his wife found herself immersed in a romantic ambiance, eager to engage in conversation.

She said: “You use to hold my hand when we were courting.”

Wearily he reached across, held her hand for a second and

tried to get back to sleep.

A few moments later she said: “Then you use to kiss me.”

Mildly irritated, he reached across, gave her a peck on the

cheek and settled down to sleep.

Thirty seconds later she said :
“Then you use to bite my neck”

Angrily, he threw back the bed clothes and got out of bed.
“Where are you going ?”she asked.

“To get my teeth.